Computer humour

-Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
-COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
-Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
-Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
-My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
-C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
<-------- The information went data way -------->
-The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
-C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
-As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
-...File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
-Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
-All computers wait at the same speed.
-DEFINITION: Computer---A device designed to speed and automate errors.
-Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
-Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
-"Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue".
-"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981.
-Press any key...no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
-Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
-Hit any user to continue.
-Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
-If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
-Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
-Programmer: A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
-Documentation is like sex: When it's good, it's fantastic, when it's bad...
-Do something unusual today. Accomplish work on the computer.
-Computer hackers do it all night long.
-Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
-Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression.
-Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue...
-Hidden Windows secret: add BUGS=OFF to the CONFIG.SYS